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Aperture Science Portal Earrings
$9.99
Why do my test subjects never listen!
Description
Greetings, Folks! Cave Johnson here, CEO of Aperture Science. I’m here to talk to you about the latest innovation in hearing technology: The Aperture Science Miniature Portal Earrings! Now, I know what you’re thinking, ‘Cave, what’s so special about a these earrings?’ Well, let me tell you, this ain’t your grandma’s earrings.. These are made from top-of-the-line materials, designed to withstand even the most rigorous testing we can throw at it. And the best part? I don’t have to listen to them guys at the bean count telling me these are a bad idea. Anything you don’t want to hear will go in one ear and right out the other! So go get your hands on the Aperture Science Miniature Portal Earrings today! It’s the smart choice for the smart consumer. Remember, at Aperture Science, we’re always testing the limits of what’s possible, and with the Aperture Science earrings, we’ve pushed those limits to the max!
DualBasilisk –
Beautiful, perfectly cut just like the pictures, same with the colors
Allison gennaro –
Excellent product and beautiful to wear
Hali Black –
The item arrived quickly and was as described. My son loved them!
Mia –
These earrings are PERFECT for my Chell cosplay. They�re the perfect size, look exactly as pictured, and even arrived early. Will definitely consider buying from this shop again in the future
Shannon Plesh –
great lightweight earrings. Fun note included
Evelyn Erickson –
Very well crafted and perfect for dressing on theme. They have a nice weight and dangle to them. I’m very pleased.