Portal Companion Cube Earrings

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Greetings, Folks! Cave Johnson here, CEO of Aperture Science. I’m here to talk to you about the latest innovation in hearing technology: The Aperture Science Miniature Portal Earrings! Now, I know what you’re thinking, ‘Cave, what’s so special about a these earrings?’ Well, let me tell you, this ain’t your grandma’s earrings.. These are made from top-of-the-line materials, designed to withstand even the most rigorous testing we can throw at it. And the best part? These Companion cube earrings will never talk* back or tell you that your ideas are bad! It’s the smart choice for the smart consumer. Remember, at Aperture Science, we’re always testing the limits of what’s possible, and with the Aperture Science earrings, we’ve pushed those limits to the max!

*In the event that these do SPEAK, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice..