Portal Combustible Lemon Earrings

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Greetings, Folks! Cave Johnson here, CEO of Aperture Science. I’m here to talk to you about the latest innovation in hearing technology: The Aperture Science Miniature Combustible Lemon Earrings! Now, I know what you’re thinking, ‘Cave, what’s so special about a these earrings?’ Well, let me tell you, this ain’t your grandma’s earrings.. These are made from top-of-the-line materials, designed to withstand even the most rigorous testing we can throw at it. And the best part? I can burn your house down any time with these combustible lemons! We invested everything we had left to make these miniature to ensure you’ll have maximum fire power any time you need them. So go get your hands on the Aperture Science Miniature Combustible Lemon Earrings today! It’s the smart choice for the smart consumer. Remember, at Aperture Science, we’re always testing the limits of what’s possible, and with the Aperture Science earrings, we’ve pushed those limits to the max!